[getting up at the same time] Monty: Marwood: Suits me. Withnail: I'll show the lot of you! Withnail: Making an enemy of our own future. Calm down. [leaning out the car window] What a piece of work is a man! His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own. We worked out it would be very handy karma for him to get hold of a suit. Why don't I get any soup? Forgive me, it was inconsiderate of me not to have telegrammed. You don't deserve such loyalty. I'll be sprouting bloody feelers soon. Withnail: You been away? Withnail: It's the only solution to this intense cold. You needn't explain, he's told me everything. Monty: Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. [telephoning his agent] How noble in reason, how infinite in faculties! *I'll show the lot of you*! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of *dust*? I've already put two shilling pieces in. We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now! This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. You mustn't blame yourself. What happened to my cigar commercial? Marwood: [pulling back the lace curtain] Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour. Listen, I know what you're thinking but I had no alternative. A self-sustained nicotine-yellow and fly-blown lung. withnail magazinweb. How like an angel in apprehension. *Aaaaarggghhhh*! Eggs and things. Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. Monty: Withnail: [whispering] He's going into your room. You will make it low. There is a certain. This dreadful little Israelite. Withnail: I've got a bastard behind the eyes. I've looked into it. Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. Find helpful customer reviews and review ratings for Gold, Guns and God: Swami Bhaktipada and the West Virginia Hare . Let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? Right, now we're going to have to approach this scientifically. This is a court, man. Monty: Well, of course you dont, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? I demand to have some booze!. I need at least an hour for lunch. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. Marwood: You're full of Scotch, you silly tool! [picking up an apron] 2023. Withnail: quotes duty call warfare modern war. Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. One of my favourite movies. Its landlord was a retired alcoholic with military pretensions and a complexion like the inside of a teapot. Withnail: Rejuvenate. Withnail: You want working on, boy! A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us. . General: Oh, Baudelaire. It sent chills up and down my spine when Keith quotes Prabhupada when he said . Why have you drugged their onions?! Hello? As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops. Brings back such memories of Oxford. Monty, Monty! So there's this judge sitting there in the cape like f***ing Batman with this really rather far out-looking hat. Monty: [to the cat] you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful little swine. Withnail: For all of us, quotes are a great way to remember a book and to carry with us the author's best ideas. Oh, look at this little bastard. I happened to be looking for a suit for the Coalman two weeks ago. "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!" "I feel like a pig shat in my head." "Don't threaten me with a dead fish." "A coward you are, Withnail. Marwood puts his hand on Withnail's shoulder, they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark, amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables, he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it, stands barefoot, about to leave Withnail and Marwood's flat. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum! Well, of course you don't, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? I must be out of my mind. Withnail: Hold on, don't let your imagination run away with you Marwood: Imagination! It'll happen. Especially that little pimp! Marwood: (Voice-over) Thirteen million Londoners have to wake up to this. Withnail: He went to the other place, Monty. Talk:Withnail and I. You can use the left-hand menu to view some of the most popular quotes from the main Withnail and I characters . It is a bond filled with trust, unconditional love, understanding, and support. Withnail: *You'll all suffer*! There's nothing out there except a hurricane. Now, what makes you think I should give you something for your pot? The only thing youre in that Ive been in is this ****ing bath! I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. What have you done to them? I feel unusual. I do. He gags and gasps]. The beauty of the world. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. Marwood: Sulking up the hill. "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." "It's gone. What is all this tactical necessity and calculated risk? Hair are your aerials. One of us has got to stay on guard. Withnail: If I ever see that silage-heap hanging about up here, I'll take the bastard axe to him. by Anonymous: reply 16: February 3, 2021 10:58 PM: I've gone on holiday by mistake. Withnail: Then the f***er will rue the day! He'd like a bit of pleading. Surrounded by trees and nature one feels a *glorious* stirring on the senses, a rejection of *poisonous* inhibition, and a *fecund* motion of the soul. I don't advise a haircut, man. Why can't I have an audition? Look here, my cousin's a QC! How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack? All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Vegetables again. Tell him if you must, I no longer care. Withnail: Monty: Here hare here. Thought I was going for a minute. I know you're not asleep, boy. Oh, Oxford Marwood: Hair are your aerials. Im in a park and Im practically dead. I'll sleep here. Withnail: Then stick it in the soap tray and save it for later. You wouldn't spike me, you're too mean. So, he looks at the Coalman and says "What's all this? Marwood: Danny: Go with it. Jesus Christ. I might fetch you up a rabbit. Be seated. The police, Miss Blennerhassett. [noticing the plastic bags that Withnail is wearing over his shoes] When I come in, I seen one the size of a fucking dog. 4 Mar. Pin By Lucy MckFunkdrick On Sunny Side | Withnail And I, Mens www.pinterest.com. Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. Saint Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. Marwood: Marwood: Danny: Withnail: 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this. [clearly drunk] These aren't accidents! They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into you brain! Withnail: Half an hour? We'll buy this place and have it knocked down! Withnail: For some of us a quote becomes a mantra, a goal or a philosophy by which we live. He doesn't have any friends. Marwood: [eating chips while taking a bath] Ive got your saveloy. No need to get uptight, man. Marwood: Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. 1 comment. [to Marwood] The school in fiction Poetry. You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house? Hello? For reasons I can't really discuss with you. What the f*** are you talking about? Scrubbers! Why doesn't he retire? Flowers are essentially tarts. Keep your bag up. I might come and see you lads in the week. This pill's valued at two quid. Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*** off while you're doing it! Look at me, I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe . [looking at a newspaper] I will say one thing for Monty, he keeps a sensational cellar. [eyes filling with tears] Withnail: extends arm with umbrella straight up to sky, seeing a road sign reading "ACCIDENT BLACK SPOT. No it doesn't. If I lay 10 mils of diazepam on you, it will do something else to your brain. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Withnail: I could take double anything you could! How dare you. Danny: Irishman: If your father was my father you wouldn't get it. I wondered if you could sell us some food. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. According to these instructions, you refuse everything but a urine sample. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. I can never touch meat until it's cooked. Voila! One of us has got to stay on guard. [amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables] Withnail: That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. He can eat his ****ing radish. Monty: Listen, you young prat. And we want them here, and we want them now! Marwood: Danny: Listen, Monty, there's something I have to explain to you. He used to pick on me. "Here. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Withnail: Monty: [pointing at a table] [he pours the lighter fluid down his throat. Withnail: I was gonna cook onions. The sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. You dont deserve such loyalty. Mrs. Parkin: Marwood: Marwood: What have you done to them? Policeman 2: "I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.". All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. *Bastards*! Uncle Monty: I can never touch raw meat until it's cooked. We shall buy this place and fire you immediately. And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. I've some extremely distressing news. [whispering] [pulling some goo out of the sink] Jake: Why have you drugged their onions?! The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. Chin-chin. We don't want a rabbit, we want a pheasant. Marwood: You know what we should do? Marwood: And it isn't his fault he cannot love you any more than it's mine that I adore you. We're incompatible. Marwood: Withnail: It's a part I intend to play, Uncle. Youre not in the same boat. You got a rush. Look at that, accident black spot! This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave oerhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. It's society's crime, not ours. Eat some cake. Night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. Withnail: Plot - Withnail and "I" - the narrator - are two aspiring actors and friends who are looking for a job in London without success. He leans up close to her, speaking into to her hearing aid]. Half an hour? Marwood: Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the f***ing farmer! Talk. Dosed 'em. Now that represents a degree of hypocrisy I've hitherto suspected in you, but have not noticed due to highly evasive skills. Withnail: The beauty of the world! The poets represented in the book include the Old Wykehamists John Crommelin-Brown, Lord Alfred Douglas, Robert Ensor, A. P. Herbert, George Huddesford, Lionel Johnson, William Lipscomb, Robert Seton-Watson, Thomas Adolphus Trollope . No, no, no, dear boy, you must leave, you must leave. The carrot has mystery. Withnail: Withnail: Withnail: I fail to see my familys of any interest to you. [he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it]. Marwood: Dont vent your spleen on me. The entire sink's gone rotten. Withnail and I is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Ponce! Armed with this splendid script, Richard E. Grant executes a tour de force as a relentlessly angry-at-the-world unemployed actor and raging alcoholic.
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